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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, April 1, 2018

I'm Not Saying


PSC / 2018
Don’t ask
who dropped these jelly beans
and scattered grassy fluff;
nor who bestrew those wrappers
from some chocolate eggs,
and peeps & stuff.

The one who frittered bunny bits
will do some piper-payin’.

And I know
just who
did these deeds,
but let’s say,
I’m not sayin’.

PSC / 2018

Let the April 2018 PAD begin!  And thanks to Robert Lee Brewer, as always, 
for providing the daily prompts (link below) to keep all his poetic peeps poeming.   



Saturday, April 29, 2017

Pint-Sized Repudiation - PAD Day 29



photo by PSC /2017

Pint-Sized Repudiation

Perhaps I ought to meter
and Celsius and liter.
Mayhap I ought to
kilogram and gram,
but the fact of the matter is
I was born in the U.S.A.
and frankly, my dear,
I just don’t give a dram.

PSC / 2017Apr


My offering for Day 29 of Robert Lee Brewer's Poem-a-Day (PAD).
Assignment: a metric poem

    


Friday, April 14, 2017

A Little Bird Told Me - PAD Day 14


photos by PSC / 2011

A Little Bird Told Me

You never want to be
accused of killing the goose
that lays the golden eggs,
nor guilty of killing two birds
with one stone,
but I promise
there’ll be a chicken
in every pot
when the chickens
come home to roost.

Whatever you do,
don’t count your chickens
before your goose is cooked,
and never put all your eggs
in one salad.
A bird in the hand is worth  
two pecks (sans bushel)
and I haven’t got a clue
why the (rubber) chicken
crossed the road.
Your guess
is as good as mime.

PSC / 2017-Apr



  My offering for Day 14 of Robert Lee Brewer's Poem-a-Day (PAD).
Assignment: a popular saying poem